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River Perch

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:49 pm
by Moley
Fatty had the correct papieren bitte so the great escape was well and truly on.

Destination Aldermaston Mill to meet Stevio and a few other ne'er do wells of the piscatorial persuasion. To accompany the Mole two pies were riding shotgun.....a steak and ale and beef pasty; they did not make the return journey :Hat:

Tackle was a green stained Wizard type rod and doctored Wilson Heritage. It would be a trotting day with red maggots; and lo it was so!

Two roach of about 6- 8oz made a mistake, along with some dace and chublets, minnows and two decent perch.....the biggest had his portrait stolen:

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Pleasingly just over the magic two, at 2lb 1oz, also very handsome with his chalk-stream colours :Thumb:

The day was a strolling about sort of day; the type much favoured by Moles....better still upon his return home was another pie cooked by a smiling Matron :Scared:, trapped wind surely, never mind as the scran was good!

As ever,.........

Moley

Re: River Perch

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:19 pm
by Paul F
Lovely looking perch Moley, a picture postcard :Hat:

Re: River Perch

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:20 pm
by Snape
Well done Moley but wasn't it a gudgeon match?! :Hahaha:

Re: River Perch

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:28 pm
by GarryProcter
Probably most of the gudgeon were inside Moley's perch :Cool:

Re: River Perch

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:15 am
by Duebel
Ein schöner Barsch! Well done, Moley!

Re: River Perch

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:55 am
by Moley
Paul F wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:19 pm Lovely looking perch Moley, a picture postcard :Hat:
Thanks Paul F.......river perch, especially Chalk Streamy denizens really are the most handsome of fish!
Snape wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:20 pm Well done Moley but wasn't it a gudgeon match?! :Hahaha:
......and you were meant to be there naughty boy.....take a House Demerit!

It was a Gudgeon Match but the ones in the Mole swim were too scared to come out for some reason :Confused:

Perhaps Garry is correct, for once, with a sensible answer.....
GarryProcter wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:28 pm Probably most of the gudgeon were inside Moley's perch :Cool:
.....is this an attempt to curry favour Garry in case Matron :Scared: decides to annex Tisbury, whilst utilising the Procter Household as base for these activities?

Involuntary bed wetting, through fear, is not a good look for a grown man Garry :Hat:
Duebel wrote: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:15 am
Ein schoner Barsch......


Vielen dank Herr Duebel.....ein sehr schoner Barsch :Wink:

Also many thanks to those who read the continuing escapades of Fat Mole. :clap:

As ever,.......

Moley

Re: River Perch

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:06 am
by Mark
Well done Moley.

Re: River Perch

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:36 am
by Scott
A report to raise a smile as ever... :Hat:

Re: River Perch

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:52 pm
by Snape
Moley wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:55 am
Snape wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:20 pm Well done Moley but wasn't it a gudgeon match?! :Hahaha:
......and you were meant to be there naughty boy.....take a House Demerit!


Sadly boarding school duties took precedence :hairpull: . A major reason for me retiring next summer. :huray: :dance2:

Re: River Perch

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:17 pm
by GhyllManor
Lovely job and well documented!