A nice surprise...
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A nice surprise...
This morning I stepped out of the shower and as I was busy "flossing" various part of my anatomy there was a knock on the front door... Fortunately my Good Lady answered it and then I heard her tread on the stairs and she presented me with a package
I opened it up and was delighted to find a copy of "A Fool And His Eel"
As an avid reader I am really looking forward to settling down with this book, especially as I shall be visiting Ashmead in July for 2 nights...
A VERY pleasant surprise from SWMBO...
I opened it up and was delighted to find a copy of "A Fool And His Eel"
As an avid reader I am really looking forward to settling down with this book, especially as I shall be visiting Ashmead in July for 2 nights...
A VERY pleasant surprise from SWMBO...
Just one more cast love, and I'll be on me way home
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Re: A nice surprise...
Hope there’s no correlation between you standing there “flossing” your bits and the title “ A Fool and his Eel ?????????
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Re: A nice surprise...
Northern_Nomad wrote: ↑Sat May 05, 2018 7:20 pm Hope there’s no correlation between you standing there “flossing” your bits and the title “ A Fool and his Eel ?????????
All aside, great book you’ll enjoy immensely
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Northern_Nomad wrote: ↑Sat May 05, 2018 7:20 pm Hope there’s no correlation between you standing there “flossing” your bits and the title “ A Fool and his Eel ?????????
Hardly an Eel.... More like a Pinkie
Just one more cast love, and I'll be on me way home
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Re: A nice surprise...
A fine book Harry. Now can you explain your "flossing"? To the best of my knowledge you can floss teeth but that's about it.......
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Certainly Paul.... with one end of the towel in ones left hand, swing the other end between ones legs and grasp the free end.... raise both hands to waist height and being a see-sawing motion with both hands whilst "Flossing" ones nether regions until dry...
Beware... too vigorous a motion could end up with the smell and sensation of burning of said nether regions and a temporary curtailment of conjugals due to severe friction burns... you have been warned
"Floss" boldly men (but not too hard)
Beware... too vigorous a motion could end up with the smell and sensation of burning of said nether regions and a temporary curtailment of conjugals due to severe friction burns... you have been warned
"Floss" boldly men (but not too hard)
Just one more cast love, and I'll be on me way home
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There will be none of this malarky going on at Ashmead!!Harry wrote: ↑Wed May 09, 2018 2:15 pm Certainly Paul.... with one end of the towel in ones left hand, swing the other end between ones legs and grasp the free end.... raise both hands to waist height and being a see-sawing motion with both hands whilst "Flossing" ones nether regions until dry...
Beware... too vigorous a motion could end up with the smell and sensation of burning of said nether regions and a temporary curtailment of conjugals due to severe friction burns... you have been warned
"Floss" boldly men (but not too hard)
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Aaaawwww.....??? spoilsport...
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Didn’t realise carp Angler’s actually bathed....
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