Merlot wrote:And that the case for the defence my Lord........The VFC wrote:Can't go wrong with the "cloth of the king": though I did once have a corduroy covered office chair and occasionally the cord in my trousers and the chair would "lock" and I'd have to unzip myself in an undignified manner!
ATB
Jim
In my house if anybody flatulates the approved response from all is "you'll have to buy those now sir - you've ripped them". In the case of an erucation, conversely, "keep shouting Madam, we'll find you" is the traditional riposte!